Morning Musing on Summering and Ice Cream Crack
Luvlies, Good morning. Did you have a fun weekend? Me too. But when I say ‘fun’, I mean I got high. I ate boxes of ice cream without having to share. Yes, I did that and it’s my neighbours fault. Last week our paths crossed in the elevator, when she kindly handed me a frozen Cornetto – unaware she broke the seal of my crazy. I absolutely have a problem when it comes to ‘pool party’ foods. There could be cake and hotdogs as part of the spread, but the moment I spot chips or ice cream, it’s over for me.
I black out.
All of a sudden I’m standing in front of empty plastic seashell shaped bowls, with whatever crumbs remain and no memory of what happened. I do not share these treats well. They activate the only child in me and before I know it, I’m fighting kids and yelling ‘GiveItToMe it’s MINE’.
When I ordered my big grocery haul, tubs of frozen gold were on sale, including my all-time summer favourites Mint Chocolate Chip and Oreo, but I also took a chance on the new gal – a flavour called Wolf Paws. 3 boxes came home to me and they didn’t last a week.
I know the kind of fix I can get from my favourites Minty and Oreo, but I didn’t know what would happen when I’d try Wolfy. Would it be too creamy or too sweet? What’s the ratio of vanilla to caramel swirl? Would it have grit? I tussled with what appeared to be a child proof lid, but gasped at what was revealed…⚠️DANGER⚠️. I brought danger to my door. I spotted it immediately, so I knew this was the first and LAST time Wolf Paws would cross the threshold into my home.
It has peanut butter cup chunks, chocolate brownie bits, caramel PB swirls and vanilla. This bish is cray-cray and you will forever chase the dragon when you try her. I was so inspired by the magic mix of icy delight, I painted it. It became my muse for 2 days cuz that’s how long it took me to get through the tub.
I cannot express to you how much I love this food group. It’s my preferred way of ingesting summer, and gives me the right amount of gas to power my swim in the waters of Lake Ontario.
🍦🍧🍨 = 🖕 + 🤪
…and that’s time. Still here? Share your favourite summer treats below.
See you tomorrow Luvlies!
xoxo Luv Laney Luv
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